My Longsword

"Bring me my longsword, ho!"

Origin
My Longsword is a reference to a line in William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. In ninth grade English, John was misfortunate enough to be forced to read Lord Capulet's part in the play. When he came across this line, he said it in a way that was both inattentive and, judging by his classmates' reactions, humorous. The Longsword has remained John's primary weapon of choice ever since.

HOOOOOOOOOOOO!
One day, while going through hilarious videos on YouTube, John stumbled across the Thundercats theme song. Reminded of that fateful line in Romeo and Juliet, John incorporated the yell into his line to create a battle cry that strikes fear into the hearts of his enemies. John's cry of 'LONGSWORD, HOOOOOOOO' has been known to summon his longsword, cutting down any enemy (or Josh) in his path.